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December 06, 2005

BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER

I started a new art project today, it's called:

How long will it take for me to have the number one Google ranked site for the search phrase BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER?

I changed the Title and meta tags of the index.html file at ni9e.com, and in the source code noted todays date. If you perform this search in google you will see that my main competition is Paul Sexton's poem titled, you guessed it, BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER. Paul, however, has neglected to include the phrase in his meta tags, so he is going to go down fast.

In part I am interested to see how long this will take, and if it is even possible at all. But mainly, I look forward to the day when asked what my website is and I can respond, "It's the one that says BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER". When this day comes I will have a party.

(If anyone else has ideas on how to speed this process up please leave comments).

Posted by fi5e at December 6, 2005 11:30 PM

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i think the most important is getting people linking to ni9e.com with the words BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER. more info on this stuff here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_bomb

Posted by: mark at December 7, 2005 12:13 AM

Well ive added your link to my page and i have about 500 hits everyday so it should help a little.

newstoday.com would be a nice place to post this link, there's so many people in there.

Posted by: david at December 7, 2005 09:30 AM

Also having the keywords in the domain.
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set the doc root to your main site.

Posted by: Pro Solutions at December 7, 2005 02:15 PM

I agree. Try and get everyone who already links you to change their link to BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER. I already have.

Typing BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER in this comment twice, probably helped as well.

A.

Posted by: Andy at December 7, 2005 02:50 PM

google bombing, the practice of linking to a site many times with the same text, i.e. BAMF, would probably be the quickest way--and i see from the comments people have already started doing it

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